I figured since it seems to be what I’m doing a lot, I’ll set up this post to let you know where you can hear me on different podcasts:
Trek.fm’s “Standard Orbit” (Co-Host)
Trek.fm’s “The Ready Room” (TOS Editor)
- Episode 51: “White Makeup and Motherboards, Go!” (6/6/12) – Star Trek: First Contact
- Episode 54: “Drinking Balok’s Kool-Aid” (6/26/12) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Corbomite Maneuver”
- Episode 59: “Self-Imposed Zombiness” (7/31/12) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Return of the Archons”
- Episode 64: “You Whip the Captain First” (9/12/12) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Gamesters of Triskelion”
- Episode 68: “Busting Through A Room Divider” (10/9/12) – Star Trek: Enterprise: “The Andorian Incident”
- Episode 69: “The Ultimate Eff You Finale” (10/16/12) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Turnabout Intruder”
- Episode 75: “Tracking Through the iMudd” (11/29/12) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “I, Mudd”
- Episode 76: “Smearing the Hot Chocolate” (12/4/12) – Star Trek: The Next Generation: “Q Who”
- Episode 81: “Fauxdorian Fight Scene” (1/15/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Journey to Babel”
- Episode 86: “Logic Bombing the Shakespeare Robot” (2/19/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Conscience of the King”
- Episode 91: “Chronic People Pleasers” (3/31/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “This Side of Paradise”
- Episode 95: “Wristnipple” (5/8/13) – Star Trek: Enterprise: “Unexpected”
- Episode 98: “The Best Little Heater Out There” (5/28/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “A Piece of the Action”
- Episode 100: “Hashtag Leslie Crusher” (6/11/13) – 100 Things We Love About Star Trek
- Episode 104: “The Cranial Screwtop Method” (7/16/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Spock’s Brain”
- Episode 106: “Ancient Bajoran Parachute Pants” (7/30/13) – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: “Explorers”
- Episode 109: “Set Phasers To Rock” (8/27/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Devil In The Dark”
- Episode 115: “The Cage 2: Electric Boogaloo” (10/9/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Man Trap”
- Episode 120: “Continuum Childcare” (11/20/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Squire of Gothos”
- Episode 121: “For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched Spock’s Brain” (11/27/13) – Five Year Mission: Year Three
- Episode 126: “Fresh Ears In The Morning” (1/15/14) – Inside “Amok Time” with Marc Cushman
- Episode 131: “That Touchy Thing You Saw In The Bushes” (2/26/14) – Inside “The Apple” with Marc Cushman
- Episode 132: “I Am Billy Yoda” (3/5/14) – Star Trek Continues: “Pilgrim of Eternity” & “Lolani”
- Episode 137: “Teeth Pulling By Appointment” (4/16/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Spectre of the Gun”
- Episode 143: “Hand-Rolled Sushi Furnace” (7/9/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Doomsday Machine”
- Episode 148: “General Order Jack Bauer” (7/9/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “A Taste of Armageddon”
- Episode 154: “Spock and [Redacted]: A Love Story” (8/27/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Enterprise Incident”
- Episode 160: “Bones Looking at Bones” (10/9/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “Catspaw”
- Episode 165: “Like Nothing We’ve Ever Seen Before” (11/21/14) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Naked Time”
Trek.fm’s “The Observation Lounge” (“Not-Co-Host”)
- Episode 1: “A Walking Wookieepedia” (11/3/12) – Star Wars and Disney
- Episode 2: “Look at the Numbers, A Little Drunk” (11/11/12) – Blood and Chrome, Girl Meets World, iPad mini
- Episode 4: “Jet-Setting Bond Nazi Killer” (12/2/12) – Justice League, X-Men, SyFy, Doctor Who
- Episode 5: “Ben Savage Walks Off Set” (12/9/12) – Sequels, Transformers, and Child’s Play
- Episode 7: “I Have So Many Questions” (12/22/12) – 2013 Trailers
- Episode 8: “Sparkly Spinning Elf Debate Ride” (1/5/13) – Comics and TV News
- Episode 9: “Hashtag Team Ben Affleck” (1/12/13) – The Oscars
- Episode 10: “Nothing Weird Is Going to Happen” (1/22/13) – Stalking Sequels, Games, and Dinosaurs (Hosted by me)
- Episode 11: “Favorite the Mind Tweet” (1/27/13) – It’s JJ
- Episode 12: “We Regret the Error” (2/3/13) – Returning Storylines
- Episode 14: “Eat Your Popcorn Like A Man” (2/18/13) – It’s A Die Hard Knock Life
- Episode 15: “I Buy All My Blu-rays from Taiwan” (2/24/13) – PlayStation 4 Non-Announcement
Trek.fm’s “Trek News & Views” (Guest)
- Episode 45: “Down A Wormhole” (8/17/12) – Time Travel in Star Trek (General)
- Episode 48: “Back Down The Wormhole For The First Time Again” (10/6/12) – Time Travel in Star Trek (TOS & TNG)
- Episode 53: “Back Up the Wormhole and Out From Whence We Came” (11/10/12) – Time Travel in Star Trek (DS9)
- Episode 58: “U Come Back to U to See U Like Deja U” (12/15/12) – Time Travel in Star Trek (VGR)
- Episode 62: “We Return for the First Time to Redo What We’ve Not Done Before” (1/19/13) – Time Travel in Star Trek (ENT)
- Episode 65: “The Final Time” (2/16/13) – Time Travel in the Star Trek Movies
- Episode 74: “I Am Hoshi’s Dad. I Am Smart.” (5/4/13) – Star Trek: Enterprise: “Vanishing Point”
- Episode 95: “Absorbent Red Shirts” (10/12/13) – Star Trek: The Original Series: “The Naked Time”
Trek.fm’s “Commentary: Trek Stars” (Guest)
- Episode 4: “Series Finale Beta Testing” (11/30/12) – Gene Roddenberry’s “Assignment: Earth (TOS)”
- Episode 35: “Ham and Cheese” (7/5/12) – Richard Matheson’s “The Enemy Within (TOS)”
- Episode 54: “The Citizen Kane of Star Trek” (11/15/13) – Harlan Ellison’s “The City on the Edge of Forever (TOS)”
- Episode 89: “Outside of the Box” (7/18/14) – Wil Wheaton’s “Tabletop”
Trek.fm’s “Earl Grey” (Guest)
- Episode 15: “The Movie That Should Write Itself” (12/24/13) – Star Trek: Generations
Trek.fm’s “The Orb” (Guest)
- Episode 22: “I Like You In Your Dress Uniform” (7/8/13) – Impressions of a First-time Niner (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Season 1)
- Episode 43: “She’s Really Good with d20s” (1/17/14) – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: “Move Along Home” as a TOS Episode
- Episode 52: “But It’s Captain Kirk” (4/2/14) – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: “Trials and Tribble-ations”
- Episode 57: “Keiko Fell Into a Lens Flare” (5/7/14) – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Imagining an Abramsverse DS9
Trek.fm’s “Warp 5″ (Guest)
- Episode 31: “A Sequel To Us” (3/14/14) – TOS Impressions of Star Trek: Enterprise Seasons 1 and 2
Trek.fm’s “Literary Treks” (Guest)
- Episode 53: “More Like An Episode of Flying Circus” (3/17/14) – Star Trek Classic Comics: “The Return of the Serpent”
- Episode 61: “John Jacob Jingleheimer Harriman” (5/18/14) – Star Trek Lost Era Novel: “Serpents Among The Ruins”
- Episode 86: “So Much Janice Rand” (1/9/15) – Harlan Ellison’s “The City on the Edge of Forever” Comic Series
Trek.fm’s “Melodic Treks” (Guest)
- Episode 6: “A Melodic Orbit” (3/15/14) – The Music of Star Trek: The Original Series: “Amok Time”
Tysto Commentaries (Guest)
Commentary Track Stars (Guest)
- Off Topic 3.20: “That’s So Episode VII?!” (11/12/12) – Star Wars: Episode VII
- Star Wars Revisited Commentary
- Inception Commentary – with my wife Jessica Dayle.
- Children of Men Commentary – with my wife Jessica Dayle.
- Off Topic 7.2: “That’s So Not 20th Century Fox!” (11/12/12) – Star Wars Digital Release
“Playing Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast” (Guest)
- Episode 012: “Deus Equis Machine” (8/27/12) – Series 1 Episode 11: “Boomtown”
- Episode 015: “Wrap That Rascal Up” (10/27/12) – Series 1 Recap
- Episode 020: “Non-Sexual Doctor” (12/20/13) – Series 2 Episode 3: “School Reunion”
- Episode 028: “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” (5/2/14) – Series 2 Episodes 12 & 13: “Army of Ghosts/Doomsday”
“Commentary Frak Stars” (Guest)
- Episode 4: “Reboots” (4/30/14) – Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Film Geek Radio’s “Dispatches from Sainte Marina” (Guest)
- Episode 005: “Voluntold” (10/23/12) – Last Resort Season 1 Episode 4: “Voluntold”
TrekMate’s “The Delta Quadrant” (Guest)
- Episode 2×17: “Dreadnought” (7/19/12) – Star Trek: Voyager: “Dreadnought”
Filmrot.com’s “RotCast” (Guest)
- Episode 143: “Breaking Drew” (11/22/11) – Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
I apologize for neglecting this site for so long. You see, I felt bad for only updating it with discussions about movies so I ended up just not using it at all. Thankfully, I kept the site around, as I was chatting with an acquaintance on Twitter who looked at this blog and asked me if I wanted to write for his new website! It’s not a job per se, as there are no deadlines and I don’t get paid, but it does give me a place to put these movie posts without filling up my personal blog with them.
So, you can find my movie posts from now on at:
I might update this site irregularly with non-movie stuff, so be sure to stick around and subscribe.
Summary: A girl whose best friend gets everything she wants is about to marry the guy she had a crush on. The girl ends up sleeping with the guy, now things are complicated. Should she make the guy dump her best friend? Who cares?
Thoughts: My wife had recently read the book by Emily Giffin, so she was very excited to see this. I was interested to see John Krasinski outside of “The Office”. Thankfully, John Krasinski is the only thing good about this movie. In fact in this review, if you see a “*”, go ahead and replace it with “except for John Krasinski, who is extraordinary.”
The plot is terrible. You don’t know who to root for*. The main character who is cheating with her best friend’s fiancée? The best friend who is kind of a not-nice-person? The fiancée, who refuses to make a choice? The random characters brought in for “comic relief”*? I couldn’t find myself wanting any of them to get a happily ever after*.
It seems like they took all of the original parts of the book and replaced them with RomCom cliches. Tearful breakup in the pouring rain while a crappy pop music plays as the main character has a flashback? Sure enough! Characters refusing to talk about things that could easily have solved their problems on day 1? In spades. John Krasinski, whose character is apparently hardly in the book, plays the part of the audience, sometimes literally saying what I was thinking. “You’re all so stupid!”, he yells at one point. “Make a decision!” His role was the only comedy in the Romantic Comedy. Thankfully, the movie shies away from physical humor (save for one scene), leaving most of the humor to come from Krasinki’s character making snarky comments about how dumb the whole thing is.
The main character is Hollywood Homely, ashamed to be hanging out with people she is much more attractive than. The fiancée looks EXACTLY like a young Tom Cruise; the scene with him wearing aviator sunglasses with his shirt open walking on the beach is pretty much the director admitting it.
Really, I can’t find much good to say*. It wasn’t completely awful like The Bounty Hunter, it just never gave you anyone to root for* because everyone was doing something dumb*.
Overall: I wouldn’t borrow it*. (terrible joke)
Summary: In this, the fourth movie in Marvel’s combined Movie Universe (preceded by Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Iron Man 2), we meet Thor, a human-like alien who was worshiped as a god by the Norse tribes. We find him about to take the throne in Asgard, a realm far beyond ours. But after some immaturity, his father banishes him to Earth. However, Thor’s brother Loki isn’t to be trusted (as most “trickster gods” shouldn’t be).
Thoughts: Thor is definitely a different kind of superhero. Most of a first movie made of a superhero is him getting his powers or dealing with them. Thor is an immortal (we think, they don’t really say) from another dimension/realm, whose powers are just a part of who he is. The movie doesn’t dwell on his powers (or lack thereof when he is banished), its just the story of Thor and how he learns humility from humans.
Thor introduces a lot of new concepts to the Marvel Movie Universe. The first three movies were all humans who either through science or technology gain powers they wouldn’t normally have. In Thor we meet an entire race of beings who are even more powerful than the heroes we’ve already met (*see “The Avengers” Discussion below) who have had powers for thousands of years. They live on a far away planet, that even SHIELD, the group that seems to know everything about all of the superheroes so far, doesn’t seem to know anything about. It’s not bad that all this is introduced, its just a little disorienting to think “OK, while Thor is on this alien planet fighting these people with a magical hammer, Tony Stark is in a cave building an arc reactor from a box of scraps”. Both of which are equally unbelievable in their own way, its just a step in a different direction, a direction the comics took decades ago.
As for the movie itself, it was pretty good. I love the main characters. Thor, Loki, and Odin were great as they should be. Odin is played by Anthony Hopkins with an Eyepatch of Power. You cannot have a more badass character than that (unless it’s Samuel L Jackson with an Eyepatch of Power, which also happens). For being a trickster god, Loki is actually a villain with motivations other than just screwing everyone over. You kind of feel sorry for him. Thor’s friends from Asgard were a little too comic-relief-y and the humans were vague and not very interesting, though better at comic relief. Natalie Portman plays the love interest, a scientist whose studies somehow related to both astronomy and theoretical wormholes. It’s more of an Informed Ability than anything we actually see on screen. Also, the love story is kind of something we’re told about but not really shown either. In fact, most of the Earth stuff felt a little rushed. Thor’s banishment lasts maybe two days, but the stuff in Asgard looks like it lasts longer (maybe it does, different realm and all).
The direction was different. There were a lot of shots tilted to the side, maybe to emulate the comic book feel, I’m not sure. I had to look up the director, as I wasn’t familiar with his work; turns out that I was familiar with him as an actor, as he played Gilderoy Lockhart in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. The movie was not shot in 3D, but converted before release. If I hadn’t seen Avatar in 3D a couple times, I wouldn’t have noticed the “cutout” feel you get sometimes, but the CGI sequences were rendered in 3D so the backgrounds sometimes look better dimensionally than the characters.
I think that after seeing this movie, Thor is now one of my favorite superheroes. Something about the way he carries himself and manages to be funny and awesome at the same time. He’s not an ass like Tony Stark, he’s just Thor. Know him, fear him.
Overall: Thor overcomes it’s weaknesses to become a quite enjoyable movie.
“The Avengers” Discussion
Here we are, one movie away from The Avengers where all of the heroes get together. Let’s break down who we’ve met so far:
Iron Man (first appearance: Iron Man): Powered suit gives an ass the ability to fly and shoot lasers. Gets almost destroyed every time he fights, even after he upgrades his armor.
The Hulk (first appearance: The Incredible Hulk): Man who gets angry and grows into an unstoppable green monster.
Black Widow (first appearance: Iron Man 2): SHIELD Agent who fights people. No obvious powers.
Hawkeye (first appearance: Thor): SHIELD Agent who threatens to shoot people with arrows. No obvious powers.
Thor (first appearance: Thor): Thunder god.
We haven’t met Captain America yet as his movie comes out later this summer, but he’s a science experiment from the 40’s. The Hulk punched a guy once who had this same super-soldier serum: the guy broke every bone in his body.
The question my friend and I came up with after the movie is this: Why would Thor (or The Hulk) need to team up with anybody? I’m sure if anyone can make a believable scenario to make it necessary, its Joss Whedon, but it begs the question.
Also, as it stands currently, Iron Man is in the Avengers Initiative as of Iron Man 2 and we can assume Black Widow and Hawkeye are as well. But Hulk is on the run, Thor is stuck in Asgard, and I’m pretty sure the Cap will still be in the 1940’s at the end of his movie. How will The Avengers find time to get all of them in the same place at the same time and get them to unite as a fighting team without it all feeling rushed? I’m not worried, just very very curious.
Summary: This is the story of King George VI, the most recent King of England. His stutter never allowed him to have the confidence to be King, but after a series of events, he finds that he can be King and can inspire his people in a time of crisis.
Thoughts: The Academy Awards seem to be a fickle bunch. Sometimes they give the Best Picture to “Return of the King”, but most of the time it goes to movies I’d never heard of or movies I’d see but not be impressed with.
“The King’s Speech”, however, is deserving of “Best Picture”. It is perfectly shot, well edited, flawlessly acted, and even based on a true story. It is inspiring, funny, and true to life. I learned a lot about the recent British monarchy and was thoroughly entertained. Colin Firth dives into the role as the Duke of York/King of England. You can really see the pain of him struggling with his speech impediment. Geoffrey Rush was simply entertaining. Even Helena Bonham Carter proved that she can play normal people and not just crazed lunatics (even if she is one in real life). The rest of the cast of Harry Potter also played their parts well, as most of the cast are also in that film series. We actually had to pause the movie to take in the fact that Peter Pettigrew and Winston Churchill could be played by the same actor!
Overall: A great movie; inspiring, entertaining, and educational.
Trying to catch up on my reviews. None of these movies really affected me, so here are some mini-reviews.
Leap Year (2010)
Summary:Amy Adams plays a career woman who longs to be married. When her boyfriend leaves for Ireland without proposing, she chases him down to ask him to marry her, on the one day she can according to Irish tradition. However, nothing goes right on the trip and she’s stuck with a miserable Irish man who doesn’t much care for her.
Thoughts: This movie has no idea what it wants to be. Is it a romantic comedy? Is it a travel comedy? All I know is that it failed at all of them. If you can’t tell that she was going to end up with the surly Irish guy, you haven’t seen many movies. 2/5
Eat Pray Love (2010)
Summary: A woman played by Julia Roberts leaves behind her perfectly fine life to “find herself”. She eats in Italy, prays in India, and finds love in Bali, while ignoring her husband and boyfriend back in the States.
Thoughts: What a throughly unpleasant movie. She leaves her husband, then her boyfriend, then flies around the world trying to make herself feel better. In the end, she does. It didn’t have anything to say to me, or I hope to anyone. 1/5
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Summary: Bruce Campbell plays an Elvis impersonator in a retirement home who is convinced that he is Elvis and traded places with an impersonator when he got tired of being famous. No one believes him but another patient at the home, who is convinced that he is JFK dyed black as part of a cover-up. Together, they fight a mummy that is feasting on the souls of other patients.
Thoughts: With a plot like that, I expected more. I guess I shouldn’t have expected Bruce to kick butt like he did in the Evil Dead movies, but I did want a little more comedy and/or horror from this comedy-horror. As it is, I didn’t find it super entertaining. 2.5/5
Summary: A girl (Christina Aguilara) leaves her small town and moves to LA to make a life. She finds an out-of-the-way burlesque club whose owner (Cher) in trouble and about to lose the club. Of course, the girl is awesome and saves the day.
Thoughts: This movie was billed as musical, which I think is false advertising. To me, a musical is a story that is progressed by having the characters sing songs in odd places to express their feelings about matters. It is not, as this movie is, a story about people who sing random songs on a stage. “The Music Man” is a musical: characters sing and dance in situations that are not normal about their feelings or to stir people up. “Burlesque”, to me, is not a musical: the only original songs are about working at a Burlesque club, sung on stage to patrons (save for one song completely randomly sung by Cher, the song that won a Golden Globe, which was on stage). Heck, “Coyote Ugly” had the same plot and just as many songs, the characters just didn’t sing them.
Other than that, the plot was cliche and predictable. The acting was merely OK, with Stanley Tucci outshining the rest of the singers-turned-actresses by a huge margin. Seeing the guy who played James the Bad Vampire in Twilight in another movie was pretty funny, as he looked like he wanted to eat all of the other characters. Cher was Cher, take that however you’d like, and Christina Aguilara was a surprisingly decent actress. Not leading lady material, but serviceable.
Overall: You’ve seen this movie several times already in other forms, and selling it this time as a musical doesn’t add anything.